Misterimpatient

I stopped at a local gas station for coffee stinking early the other day. I’m fixin’ my cup of decaf when in flops a woman wearing a white bathrobe and slippers. She’d just spilled out of a gigantic SUV you just know drives most of it’s miles with one occupant. Anyway, she shuffles into the store saying “Don’t look at me…Don’t look at me…I just got up!” How could anyone avoid looking? Up to the counter she goes, purchases her cigarettes and shuffles back to her SUV.

I look at the guy at the counter. He looks at me. I pay and leave, grateful for another bad habit I don’t have today.

Later…

Filed by misterimpatient at 4:38 am under Patter