Misterimpatient

… or why the glass is always half full.

Since our friends in Iran have announced today that they’ve successfully produced enriched uranium, we may also assume that they have found a safe and secure means of handling the waste products which are inevitably part of the enrichment process.

So now, besides oil, and perhaps more valuably, the Iranians have acquired something the west needs and wants. Perhaps the best thing we can do is send a team of business people (note my gender neutrality. Good Steve, Good boy) from The Nuclear Energy Institute to negotiate for these technological advancements. Worse comes to worst, we can negotiate to dispose of our waste in their vast and empty deserts (or is it desserts: The dessert topping that glows!). Later…

Filed by misterimpatient at 6:28 pm under Patter